: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

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#Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

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