: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

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#Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant wear sneakers?So that he can sneak up on mice!What's big and grey and wears a mask?The elephantom of the opera!What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?A jet propelled elephant!Why did the elephant cross the road?Because the chicken was having a day off!What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?Lost!Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

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: #Laughs On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the

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: Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine. - Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, January 2004 US actress & television talk show host (1954 - ) #Quotes

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: Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please. - Pythagoras Greek mathematician, philosopher, & scientist (582 BC - 507 BC) #Quotes

: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

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: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

: #Laughs On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the

: Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine. - Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, January 2004 US actress & television talk show host (1954 - ) #Quotes

: Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please. - Pythagoras Greek mathematician, philosopher, & scientist (582 BC - 507 BC) #Quotes

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