: #Laughs |Computer Problem Report Form1.

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#Laughs |Computer Problem Report Form1.

Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2.

Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3.

Speculate wildly about the causeof the problem:________________________________________________________________4.

Problem Severity: A.

Minor __ B.

Minor __ C.

Minor __ D.

Trivial __5.

Nature of the problem: A.

Locked Up __ B.

Frozen __ C.

Hung __ D.

Strange Smell __6.

Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __7.

Is it turned on? Yes __ No __8.

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __9.

Have you made it worse? Yes __10.

Have you had a friend who knowsall about computers.

Try to fix itfor you?Yes __ No __11.

Did they make it even worse?Yes __12.

Have you read the manual?Yes __ No __13.

Are you sure you've read the manual?Maybe __ No __14.

Are you absolutely you'veread the manual?No __15.

If you read the manual, do you thinkyou understood it?Yes __ No __16.

If Yes, then explain why you can'tfix the problem yourself.________________________________________________________________17.

What were you doing with your computerat the time the problem occurred?________________________________________________________________l8.

If you answered nothing, then explainwhy you were logged in?________________________________________________________________l9.

Are you sure you aren't imaginingthe problem?Yes __ No __20.

Does the clock on your home VCR blink12:00?Yes __ What's a VCR? __21.

Do you have a copy of PCs for Dummies?Yes __ No __22.

Do you have any independent witnessesto the problem?Yes __ No __23.

Do you have any electronics productsthat DO work?Yes __ No __24.

Is there anyone else you could blamethis problem on?Yes __ No __25.

Have you given the machine a good whackon the top?Yes __ No __26.

Is the machine on fire?Yes __ Not Yet __27.

Can you do something else instead ofbothering me?Yes __