: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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#Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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