: #Laughs A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the tru

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#Laughs A young man was walking into town one day when
a wood hauler
gave him a ride.

After traveling about a mile
or two, the truck was stopped by the
highway patrol for a weight
check and inspection.

The truck inspection revealed the truck had
slick tires; no horn; no
head, tail or signal lights; no windshield
wipers.

Also, it was
overloaded and had bad
brakes.

"Mister," the patrolman said to the driver, "I think the best way to
charge
you is 'hauling wood without a truck.'"

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