: #Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

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#Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

He asks for a pint.

The bartender gives him one.

Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The bartender replies.

"15 people playing darts." The man says, "Get them a pint too."Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?" The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco."The man says, "Get them a drink too." The bartender says, "That will be 8 please."The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me."The bartender says, "If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck."The man says, "I've all ready been there."

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