: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

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#Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umbrellaphant!What do you do with a green elephant?Wait till it ripens!What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor.

The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!" What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back!Why are elephants wiser than chickens?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?Dumbo!

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: #Laughs Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances....President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not

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: The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. -

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: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

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: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood.

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