: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

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#Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was.

The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing.

He did - backwards.

A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

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: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

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