: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

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#Laughs The night before her wedding, the

bride-to-be talked with her mother.

"Mom," she
said, "I want you to teach me
how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath
and began, "When two people love, honor,
and
respect each other,
love can be a very beautiful thing..."

"I know how to fuck,
mother," the bride-to-be interrupted.

"I want
you to teach
me how to
make a great lasagna."

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