: #Laughs A girl phoned me the other day and said ....

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#Laughs A girl phoned me the other day and said ....

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.

Just the other night she called me from a hotel.I could tell that my parents hated me.

My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.My father carries around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet.I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.

My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents.

I said to him, "do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many places they can hide.

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