: #Laughs When I was in jr.

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#Laughs When I was in jr.

high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion..

So I decided I needed a passionate girl..

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional..

Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time.

So I decided I needed a girl with some stability..

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.

She never got excited about anything.

So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement..

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

She wasdirectionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some ambition..

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her.

She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned..

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts..