: #Laughs A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs A stockbroker was cold
calling about a
penny stock and found a taker.

"I think this one will
really move
said the broker, it's only a share."

"Buy me 1000 shares."
said the client.


The next day the stock was at .

The client
called the broker and
said, "You were right, give me 5000 more shares."


The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was
at .


The client ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get
me 10,000 more
shares said the client."

"Great!" said the
broker.


The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock
was at .


Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few
days, the client ran to
the phone and told the broker, "Sell all my
shares!"

The broker said, "To whom? You were the only one buying
that
stock."

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