: #Laughs |Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?A: A St.

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#Laughs |Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?A: A St.

Patrick's Day ParadeQ: Why do people wear shamrocks on St.

Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter! Q: Why did St.

Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

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