: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

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#Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that! What's the big deal about a two-story house?"The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is...**I have a headache** and the other story is **It's that time of the month!** "

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