: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

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#Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after
folding items the
woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet
I notice a
remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she
replied.

"But my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured
this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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