: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

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#Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery

store because you were starving.

So why didn't you take the food
instead
of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a
proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to
pay for everything I eat.

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