: #Laughs I bought a dog the other day...

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#Laughs I bought a dog the other day...

I named him Stay.

It's fun
to call him...

"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

Now he just
ignores me and keeps typing.

He's an East German
Shepherd.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.

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