: #Laughs |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16.

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#Laughs |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16.

I resolve...

I resolve to...

I resolve to, uh...

I resolve to, uh, get my, er...

I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!15.

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...

4:30 is much more practical.

14.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL...

LOL!" 13.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

12.

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

11.

I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

10.

I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.9.

I resolve to work with neglected children...

my own.

8.

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.

7.

When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.6.

I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.5.

No more downloads from alt.binaries.* 4.

I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily...

well, once a week...

monthly, perhaps...

3.

I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

2.

I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.1.

I will read the manual...

just as soon as I can find it.