: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

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#Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...Foul play has not been ruled out.

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: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

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