: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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#Laughs Q: Why were there
two presidential
limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real
president while the second one contained
the president's spouse, Bill
Clinton.

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: #Laughs What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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: The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered... deeply, ...finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people. - George Washington, First Inaug

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