: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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#Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

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: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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: #Laughs The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplac

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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