: #Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your

college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your
Dean
as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth
shut.

I
knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my
true feelings,
so I remained silent for the last four
years.

But yesterday was my graduation.

And as I walked across the stage, the

Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a
ribbon).

Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch
what I REALLY
thought about her.

So I leaned across her podium and I
looked her
straight in the eye.

"Hey Bitch," I said.

"You're so damn ugly, you could practice birth
control just by leaving
the lights on!"

And then I walked off the stage, and went home.

I
gotta tell you that
it felt just as good as I had imagined it would
for the last four years.

Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr
amed it, and hung it in the living
room, where it proudly exclaims
to the world: "In order to receive your
diploma, please present
this certificate to the Dean of your college
after final grades have
been posted!"

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