: It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthea - Johann von Goethe #Quotes

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It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthea - Johann von Goethe #Quotes

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

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: It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthea - Johann von Goethe #Quotes

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: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.

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