: #Laughs A man will pay for an item that costs if he wants it.

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#Laughs A man will pay for an item that costs if he wants it.

A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find that man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all.Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.Any married man can forget his past mistakes: there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things.A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, and she does.A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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