: #Laughs Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

You approach her and tell her: "I am very good in bed".

That is Direct Marketing.You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl.

One of your friends approaches her and tells her: "That guy over there is very good in bed".

That is Advertising.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

You ask for her phone number.

The following day you call her and tell her: "I am very good in bed".

That is Telemarketing .You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: "Do you remember how good I am in bed?" That is Customer Relationship Management.

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her: "I am very good in bed".

That is Public Relations.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl.

She approaches you and tells you: "I heard you are very good in bed".

That is BRANDING!!

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