: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

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#Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Oh Shit.

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