: #Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

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#Laughs A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY.

HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH EBONICS AS A SECOND LANGUAGE.

LAST WEEK HE WAS GIVEN AN EASY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT EACH OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS IN A SENTENCE.

THIS IS WHAT LEROY DID.1.

RECTUM: I HAD TWO CADILLACS, BUT MY OL'LADY RECTUM BOTH.2.

HOTEL: I GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND DA CRABS AND THE HOTEL EVERYBODY.3.

ODYSSEY: I TOLD MY BRO, YOU ODYSSEY THE JUGS ON THIS HOE.4.

STAIN: MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AXED IF I WAS STAIN FOR DINNER AGAIN.5.

SELDOM: MY COUSIN GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE KNICKS GAME, SO I SELDOM.6.

PENIS: I WENT TO DA DOCTOR AND HE HANDED ME A CUP AND SAID PENIS.7.

CATACOMB: DON KING WAS AT THE FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN, SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CATACOMB.8.

FORCLOSE: IF I PAY ALIMONY THIS MONTH, I'LL HAVE NO MONEY FORCLOSE.9.

UNDERMINE: THERE IS A FINE LOOKIN' HOE LIVIN' IN THE APARTMENT UNDERMINE.10.

TRIPOLI: I WAS GONNA BUY MY OLD LADY A BRA BUT I COULDN'T FINE NO TRIPOLI.12.

DISAPPOINTMENT: MY PAROLE OFFICER TOL ME IF I MISS DISAPPOINTMENT THEY GONNA SEND ME BACK TO THE BIG HOUSE.13.

INCOME: I JUST GOT IN BED WIT DEE HOE AND INCOME MY WIFE.14.

HONOR: AT THE RAPE TRIAL, THE JUDGE AXED MY BUDDY, WHO B HONOR FIRST?15.

FORTIFY: I AXED DA HOE HOW MUCH? AND SHE SAY FORTIFY.16.

ISRAEL: ALONSO TRIED TO SELL ME A ROLEX, I SAID MAN, THAT LOOKS FAKE.

HE SAID, NO ISRAEL.NEEDLESS TO SAY, LEROY GOT AN A.