: #Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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#Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

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: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

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: #Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.

: There are in fact two things, science and opinion the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance. - Hippocrates #Quotes

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: #Laughs |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

More posts by @FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.

: There are in fact two things, science and opinion the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance. - Hippocrates #Quotes

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off!