: #Laughs An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers.

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#Laughs An airline stewardess was giving the standard

safety briefing to the
passengers.

She had just finished saying
'In the event of a water
landing,
your seat cushion may be
used as a flotation device,' when a man
remarked, "Hey! If the plane
can't fly, why should I believe the seat
can
float?"

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: Chew before you swallow. - George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel 43rd President of US (1946 - ) #Quotes

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: All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset, I?ve won or lost. At sunrise, I?m out again, giving it the old try. - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 Coda US science f

: #Laughs An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers.

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: Chew before you swallow. - George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel 43rd President of US (1946 - ) #Quotes

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?

: #Laughs OXYMORONS...Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Livi

: All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset, I?ve won or lost. At sunrise, I?m out again, giving it the old try. - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 Coda US science f

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