: Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli US actress & singer (1922 - 1969) #Quotes

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Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli US actress & singer (1922 - 1969) #Quotes

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: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

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: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

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: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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: Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli US actress & singer (1922 - 1969) #Quotes

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: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

: #Laughs Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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