: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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#Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

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: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

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: #Laughs Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and thesecond nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestone!"

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: Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! - Jean Sibelius, quoted in Bengt de Torne "Sibelius: A Close-Up" 1937 Finnish composer & patriot (1865 - 1957) #Quotes

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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: #Laughs A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups.

: #Laughs Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and thesecond nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestone!"

: Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic! - Jean Sibelius, quoted in Bengt de Torne "Sibelius: A Close-Up" 1937 Finnish composer & patriot (1865 - 1957) #Quotes

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