: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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#Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
the
wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you
have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well,
no," answered the puzzled homeowner.

"But I have a wife and
eleven
children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't
think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want
to
get."

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: #Laughs A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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