: #Laughs |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

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#Laughs |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

-- GuitryAh Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

-- BorgeAlways talk to your wife while you're making love...

if there's a phone handy.An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha ChristieAnd I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.By all means marry.

If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- SocratesCorrection: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev.

James P.

Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

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