: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

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#Laughs When the waitress in a
New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman
was a bit dismayed.

"Good
heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she
replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered.

"What is it

now?"

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