: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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#Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch.

A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage.

Finding the politicianshe buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman.

"So you buried all the politicians?" asked the policeofficer.

"Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but youknow how politicians lie."

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: If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it. - Chinese Proverb #Quotes

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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it. - Chinese Proverb #Quotes

: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

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