: #Laughs A medical mystery.

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#Laughs A medical mystery.

A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost.

-- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.

A mind like wet tennis shoes...

Makes squishy noises when running.

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

-- Churchill A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.

A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.

A notch off the timing mark.

A one-bit brain with a parity error.

A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits.

A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

A quart low.

A return with no gosub.

A room temperature IQ.

A semitone flat on the high notes.

A square with only three sides.

A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.

A teapot with a cracked lid.

A titanic intellect...

In a world full of icebergs.

A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.

A VGA card and a Herc monitor.

A victim of retroactive birth control.

A violin minus the bow.

A walking argument for birth control.

A wind-up clock without a key.

About half smart.

Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much.

Airhead / bubble-brain.

Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray -- twice.