: #Laughs Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in

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#Laughs Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!I wasn?t sleeping.

I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!

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