: #Laughs Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out...

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#Laughs Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch
out...

there's a feller
inside who has the job of punching the
tickets.

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: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder.

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: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

: #Laughs Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out...

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: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

: #Laughs |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressur

: #Laughs This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder.

: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

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