: #Laughs Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1.

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#Laughs Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1.

Uh-oh...2.

Oh S***!3.

What the heck?!?4.

Go get your backup tape.

(You DO have a backup tape?)5.

That's SOOOOO bizarre.6.

Wow!! Look at this...7.

Hey!! The Suns don't do this.8.

Terminated?!?9.

What software license?!?10.

Well, it's doing SOMETHING...11.

Wow...that seemed fast...12.

I got a better job at Lockheed...13.

Management says...14.

Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgeted.15.

What do you mean that wasn't a copy?16.

It didn't do that a minute ago...17.

Where's the GUI on this thing?18.

Damn, and I just bought that Coke...19.

Where's the DIR command?20.

The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.21.

I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.22.

What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?23.

Do you smell something?24.

What's that grinding sound?25.

I have never seen it do THAT before...26.

I don't think it should be doing that...27.

I remember the last time I saw it do that...28.

You might as well all go home early today...29.

My leave starts tomorrow.30.

Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)31.

Hmm, maybe if I do this...32.

Why is my "rm -R *" taking so long?"33.

Hmmm, curious...34.

Well, MY files were backed up.35.

What do you mean you needed that directory?36.

What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!37.

Do you really need your home directory to do any work?38.

I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.39.

Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs.

Is that a problem to you?40.

We're standardizing on AIX.41.

Wonder what THIS command does?42.

What did you say your (1)user name was...? ;-)