: #Laughs A woman's husband has died.

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#Laughs A woman's husband has died.

After a few months, she decides she wants a new one.

She submits a classified ad as follows:"Widow looking for a new husband.

To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:1 - You can't beat me (as my first husband did).2 - You can't run around on me (as my first husband did).3 - You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn't)."A few days later, the doorbell rings.

She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair."Can I help you?" she says."I'm here about your ad in the paper.""Which ad is that?""The one looking for a husband."She says, "Uhm, well, there were certain criteria...""Yes, I know.

Obviously, I could never beat you...

I have no arms.""Well, yes, I see that...

but there were other criteria.""And, as you can see, I could never run around on you...

I have no legs.""Well, yes, that's true...

but there was one other thing that is very important...""Ah, yes, well...

how do you think I rang the door bell?"

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