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#Laughs Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.

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: #Laughs |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.

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: #Laughs |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

: #Laughs ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.** Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.