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Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you ar - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts #Quotes

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."

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: Accustom yourself continually to make many acts of love, for they enkindle and melt the soul. - Saint Teresa of Avila #Quotes

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: I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins. - American Indian Proverb #Quotes

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: Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you ar - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts #Quotes

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