: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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#Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining
a
police officer during
a felony trial - it went like this:

Q.

Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A.

No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender
running several blocks away.

Q.

Officer, who provided this
description?
A.

The officer who responded to the scene.

Q.

A
fellow officer provided the description of this so-
called offender.

Do
you trust your fellow officers?
A.

Yes sir, with my life.

Q.

With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you
have a
locker room in the police station - a room where you
change your clothes
in preparation for you daily duties?
A.

Yes sir, we do.

Q.

And do you have a locker in that room?
A.

Yes sir, I do.

Q.

And
do you have a lock on your locker?
A.

Yes sir.

Q.

Now why is
it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers
with your life
, that you find it necessary to lock your locker
in a room you
share with those same officers?

A.

You see sir, we share the
building with a court complex,
and sometimes lawyers have been known to
walk through that
room.