: #Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

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#Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

- I want sex, but I'm married.I'll be out of town for a few days.

- I'll be spending time with with the wife.I'm a novelist.

- I have 10 unpublished books.I'm coming off a long relationship.

- My wife is divorcing me.I'm consulting.

- I'm looking for a job.I'm divorced.

- I just slipped off my wedding ring.I'm in television.

- I fix them.I'm involved in banking.

- I'm a bank guard.I'm self-employed.

- I just got fired.I'm sorry I flirted with your sister.

- I'm sorry I got caught.I'm thinking of relocating.

- I can't find a job locally in this town.I can't leave my wife just yet..soon.

- Be patient forever.I enjoy reading.

- Playboy and Penthouse.I have the Midas touch.

- I install mufflers.I like a woman who is intelligent.

- As long as she acts like I'm smarter.I love opera.

- I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.I play the market.

- SafewayI work high up in an executive office.

- I'm a window washer.I work with computers.

- I'm a cashier at a gas station.Looking for a satisfying relationship.

- I want sex.My business is really hot right now! - I hand out towels in a steam room.My job keeps me running.

- I'm a messenger.My wife and I are separated.

- She's at home and I'm here at the bar.