: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

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#Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
country village, and
asked one of the locals the age of the oldest
inhabitant.

"Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one
now.

He died
last week."

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