: #Laughs "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge.

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#Laughs "What makes you think the
prisoner was
drunk?" asked the judge.

"Well, Your Honor," replied the
arresting
officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with
it,
and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to

it on my record-player!' "

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