: #Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

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#Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9.

After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.8.

Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.7.

When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.6.

You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault.5.

Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.4.

All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.3.

Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.2.

Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.1.

Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez

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