: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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#Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Shit!" says the ant.

"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

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