: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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#Laughs What could you do if you were on a
desert
island without food or water?
Open your watch: drink from the spring,
and eat the sand which is
(sandwiches) there.

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: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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