: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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#Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens
to run
into his old pal the tractor salesman.

"How's
business?" asks the farmer.

"Not very good, I haven't sold
a
tractor
in months, How are things on the farm?" asked the
salesman.

"Well-- The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old cow I

have.

I started milking and she swatted me with her tail, so I tied
her tail
to
the ceiling.

I started milking again and she kicked
me with her left
leg
so I tied that to the left side of the
stall.

I started milking again
and
she kicked me with her right leg
so I tied that one to the right side
of
the stall.

About that
time my wife walked in the barn, and if you can
convince her that I
was just trying to milk that damn cow,

I'll buy a tractor from
you!!"

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